At any given moment I have hundreds of silly questions buzzing around in my head. If I were to speak them out loud, I would sound like my two year-old son (and annoy a lot of people in the process). But I thought it might be fun to catalog a sampling of the questions that have raced through my mind today:
- Is it okay to take your prenatal vitamins with wine?
- Will my friend notice if I put Equal in her coffee instead of Splenda?
- What exactly is an Americano?
- What time is it there?
- Can I make this light?
- What are those pants?
- Should I go with the $9.99 pinot or the $4.99 malbec?
- What channel is ESPNU?
- How is it the 18th already?
- Did I sign that check?
- Where did my phone go?
- What should I blog about?
- Have you heard of Catcher in the Rye, the book?
- Why are you looking at me like that?
- Does Scout like purple?
- How long can you microwave last night's pizza before it turns rubbery?
- Are there enough diapers to make it through the weekend?
- Will Catcher notice if I bite his gummy letter in half?
- Is anyone reading this?
Yep, I'm reading it. Amazingly enough, the questions running through your head are pretty tame. Either that or you're not telling them all to us. ;-) But then again, the questions that run through my head sometimes should never be put to pen (or keyboard) either.
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