a brand new man

So it only took me 2 years, 8 months and some change to get Catcher a "real," actual haircut. Here's how it all went down (in Catcher's mind):

Now...what are you going to do with this hair that's been in my face for as long as I can remember?

Ok. I like the taxi, but I'm not so sure about this smock.

Hmmm...not sold on this whole "haircut" thing yet.

Oh. I can see. That's pretty cool. I didn't know my eyes were blue.

Seriously. How many pictures are you going to take? People get their hair cut every day.

It was worth the lollipop.