Catcher, the big kindergartener, went home with one of his friends after school today, so it was ladies' afternoon at the house. We had a tea party without teacups and saucers but with dolls and lemon wafers. After the sugar rushed to their brains, the girls quickly turned our elegant little affair into an episode of WWE. Scout wrapped Tillie up in blankets and dragged her across the floor, Tillie body-slammed Scout and the grand finale was a rowdy doll toss. Next time I'll see if there's room for two more at the all-boys afternoon play date.