Catcher's 12 steps to spring break recovery:
1. Have a complete total body meltdown within two minutes of walking in the door.
3. Cry it out.
4. Put on clean clothes.
5. Browse new Lego catalog.
6. Eat lunch.
7. Read stories with Mom while sisters nap.
8. Have another (minor) meltdown.
9. Get a haircut.
10. Eat dinner.
11. Sing a song with the girls.
12. Go to bed.