These three in the kitchen while having a snack this afternoon (I was in the living room reading)...
Catcher: Did you tell Mom?
Scout: Tell Mom what?
Catcher: That we watched a show.*
Catcher: Don't tell her.
*I can only assume this secretive "watching of a show" took place while I went to the Target this morning and left Alex home alone with the children.
Come on, people. I'm not that bad.